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	<title>Free-Dirty-Jokes.com &#187; Holidays</title>
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		<title>Getting Down and Dirty on Thanksgiving Day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 14:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ten phrases you might hear on Thanksgiving that may put your mind in the gutter!
1. Just reach in there and grab the giblets.
2. Wow! That&#8217;s one incredible spread!
3. I am in the mood for some dark meat!
4. Tying her legs together will keep the inside nice and moist.
5. What a beautiful big breast!
6. Looks like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Easter Bunny Hates You!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 22:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Easter coming up, you can expect the Easter Bunny to be out in full force. You&#8217;ve been warned! This funny short has been around a while but if you haven&#8217;t seen it, it&#8217;s worth checking out. Click the image below to watch the video.

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		<title>Trick or Treating</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 01:50:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don&#8217;t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter from Santa</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: Santa Claus
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Missouri, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.
Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part [...]]]></description>
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