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		<title>Melts In Your Mouth</title>
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		<title>Proof of Age</title>
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		<title>Still Hot After 50 Years</title>
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		<title>Fast Grannies</title>
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		<title>Shoulda Bought a Hat</title>
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		<title>Age Difference</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2005 23:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Nudist Colony</title>
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		<title>True Confessions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Yearly Physical</title>
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		<title>Listen Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2005 13:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
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