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		<title>Knob Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 01:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A forty-something went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The doctor told her about a new procedure called &#8220;The Knob,&#8221; where a small knob is placed on top of a woman&#8217;s head that can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a new facelift. The woman thought that sounded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Operation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 15:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vaginal lips are too large.
She asks the doctor to please keep the operation a secret as she&#8217;s embarrassed and doesn&#8217;t want anyone to find out about it.
The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three red roses placed in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You So Crazy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2005 14:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill and Elaine were patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were strolling past the hospital swimming pool, Bill suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
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		<title>Switch Hands</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 02:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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&#8220;I have some good news and some bad news.&#8221; says the surgeon. &#8220;The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!&#8221;
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		<title>Patient Information</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 02:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman called a local hospital. &#8220;Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I&#8217;d like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse.&#8221; 
The voice on the other end said, &#8220;What is the patient&#8217;s name and room number?&#8221; 
&#8220;Sarah Finkel, room 302.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Listen Up</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/20/listen-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2005 13:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, &#8220;You&#8217;re really doing great, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221;
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		<title>Just What the Doctor Ordered</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 00:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.
The druggist asks &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, what do you want with arsenic?&#8221;. 
The lady say&#8217;s &#8220;To kill my husband.&#8221; 
&#8220;I can&#8217;t sell you any for that reason&#8221; says the druggist.
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		<title>Colonoscopies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 00:55:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
&#8220;Take it easy, Doc, you&#8217;re boldly going where no man has gone before.&#8221;
&#8220;Find Amelia Earhart yet?&#8221;
&#8220;Can you hear me NOW?&#8221;
&#8220;Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!&#8221;
&#8220;Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?&#8221;
&#8220;You know, in Arkansas, we&#8217;re now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Job Well Done</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/15/job-well-done/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 14:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One night, a man and a woman are at a bar downing a few beers. They strike up a conversation and quickly discover that they&#8217;re both doctors. 
After about an hour, the man says to the woman, &#8220;Hey, how about we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. It&#8217;ll just be one night of fun.&#8221; 
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		<title>Cough Remedy</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/11/cough-remedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 03:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall. The owner asks the clerk, &#8220;What&#8217;s with that guy over there by the wall?&#8221;
The clerk says, &#8220;Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn&#8217;t find the cough syrup, so I gave [...]]]></description>
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