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		<title>A Costly Mistake</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/28/a-costly-mistake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.  He notices,  however, that all of the monks are copying  from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let Me Rephrase</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/25/let-me-rephrase/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 00:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On the Farm]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he&#8217;s sending a friend over to look at a horse. 
The Horse Rancher asks. &#8220;How will I recognize him?&#8221; 
&#8220;That&#8217;s easy&#8230;he&#8217;s a midget with a speech impediment.&#8221; 
So the midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he&#8217;s looking for a male or a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toilet Humor</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/23/toilet-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2005 02:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in a truckstop restroom and was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: &#8220;Hi, how are you?&#8221; 
I&#8217;m not the type to start a conversation in the men&#8217;s restrooms at a truckstop but, I don&#8217;t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly, &#8220;Doin Just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Listen Up</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/20/listen-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2005 13:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Doctor's Office]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Golden Years]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, &#8220;You&#8217;re really doing great, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221;
Morris replied, &#8220;Just doing what you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wise Words</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/18/wise-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2005 03:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misc. Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[- People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
- Never read the fine print. There ain&#8217;t no way you&#8217;re going to like it.
- If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your ass will get soaking wet.
- The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alcohol Warnings</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/alcohol-warnings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Say What?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA&#8217;s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol beverage containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Do You Spell That Again?</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/how-do-you-spell-that-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
&#8220;Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/learn-chinese-in-5-minutes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) That&#8217;s not right &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?&#8230;. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? &#8230;&#8230;. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table &#8230; Ai Bang [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Way With Words</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/a-way-with-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Say What?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These are extracts from actual letters sent to various councils and Housing associations throughout the UK:
1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drunkenese</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/drunkenese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Say What?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:
Specificity
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don&#8217;t want sex.
No, I don&#8217;t want another drink.
Sorry, but you&#8217;re not good looking enough for me.
Good evening officer.
I&#8217;m not interested in fighting you.
No one wants to hear me sing.
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