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		<title>He Was a Poet and Didn&#8217;t Know It</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2006/05/27/a-poet-and-didnt-know-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 15:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A poetry contest had come down to two finalists, a Harvard graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a single word, then allowed five minutes to try to come up with a poem that contained the word they were given. This time they were given the word, “Timbuktu.”
The Harvard grad got to go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Redneck Roadblock</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/04/16/redneck-roadblock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer.
The passenger, Bubba, said, &#8220;Lookey thar up the road, Earl, it&#8217;s a police roadblock! We&#8217;re gonna get busted fer drinkin&#8217; these beers in tha truck!!&#8221;
&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, Bubba,&#8221; Earl said. &#8220;We&#8217;ll just pull over and finish drinkin&#8217; these beers, peel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Redneck to the Rescue</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/04/12/redneck-to-the-rescue/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 20:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While they&#8217;re having a shot of whiskey, they discuss their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwhich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes obvious that she is in real trouble.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says &#8220;Kin ya [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blue Balls</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/11/blue-balls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 18:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A week after their wedding, redneck newlyweds, Jed and Daisy, paid a visit to their doctor.
&#8220;I can&#8217;t figure it out doc, and I&#8217;m really worried,&#8221; says Jed. &#8220;My privates are turning BLUE.&#8221;
&#8220;That&#8217;s pretty unusual,&#8221; said the doctor. &#8220;Let me examine you.&#8221;
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Jed&#8217;s privates ARE blue. 
The doctor turns to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>High Tech Redneck</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/10/high-tech-redneck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 03:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three men, one German, one Japanese and a redneck were sitting naked in a sauna. 
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. 
The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. &#8220;That was my pager, &#8220;he said, &#8220;I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.&#8221; 
A few [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In the Army</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/in-the-army/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:37:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Ma and Pa:
Am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for Old Man Minch a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m.but am getting so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chester and Earl Go Huntin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/chester-and-earl-go-huntin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, &#8220;I&#8217;ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren&#8217;t any ducks out there, I&#8217;m not going hunting.&#8221;
So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, &#8220;Well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter from Santa</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/a-letter-from-santa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: Santa Claus
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Missouri, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.
Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part [...]]]></description>
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