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		<title>Too Weak for Two Weeks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 17:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three couples &#8211; one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed &#8211; were interested in joining the church. The priest said, &#8220;We have special requirements for new members. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.&#8221; The couples agreed to the terms and they all came back at the end of the two week period.
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		<title>Horse of a Different Color</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine.
&#8220;Ouch!!  What was that for?&#8221; he asked.
&#8220;That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it,&#8221; she replied.
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		<title>Not Scared</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 01:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a few minutes before the services started. The congregation was seated in the pews and talking quietly. Without warning, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for an exit, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proof of Age</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2005 23:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A retired man went into the social security office to apply for social security.
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		<title>Still Hot After 50 Years</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 21:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.
&#8220;You know&#8221; she said, &#8220;We were sitting in this very kitchen across from each other 50 years ago.&#8221;
&#8220;Yep&#8221; he said, &#8220;But we were probably naked.&#8221;
&#8220;So let&#8217;s get naked now!&#8221; she suggested.
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		<title>Ice Cream</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2005 16:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A middle aged wife had just returned to the house on a Sunday afternoon after her shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been extremely rude.
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		<title>Lamaze Class</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 15:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A newly pregnant couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity that required the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an understanding of what it feels like to be pregnant.
The husband stood up and shrugged saying, &#8220;This doesn&#8217;t feel so bad.&#8221;
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		<title>Putting It In</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2005 15:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A married man went to confession and said to his priest, &#8220;I almost had an affair with another married woman.&#8221;
The priest said, &#8220;What do you mean, almost?&#8221;
The man said, &#8220;Well, we got naked and rubbed our bodies together, but then we stopped.&#8221;
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		<title>Shoulda Bought a Hat</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2005 00:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly couple, John and Betty, are in Texas for the winter. John always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them,  wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife: &#8220;Notice anything different about me?&#8221;
Betty looks him over and says, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Age Difference</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2005 23:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At 90 years of age, Henry marries Lisa, a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old, Lisa decides that on their wedding night, she and Henry are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that her new husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together [...]]]></description>
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