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		<title>Where&#8217;s a Lawyer When You Need One?</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2006/05/29/wheres-a-lawyer-when-you-need-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 14:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An engineer dies and ends up at the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his list and says, &#8220;Ah, I see you&#8217;re an engineer, I&#8217;m afraid you&#8217;re in the wrong place.&#8221;
So, the engineer is sent to the gates of hell and is let in. The engineer quickly became unhappy with the comfort level in hell. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alligator Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 00:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can&#8217;t unnerstand how you can be so much bigger &#8216;n me. We&#8217;re the same age, we was the same size as kids&#8230;I just don&#8217;t get it.&#8221;
&#8220;Well,&#8221; said the big &#8216;gator, &#8220;What you been eatin&#8217;?&#8221;
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		<title>The Blonde and the Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 01:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer and a blond were sitting next to each other on the long flight from Melbourne to Perth. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to sleep so she politely declines and faces the window to catch a few winks. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heart Trouble</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object.
&#8220;I do have three hearts,&#8221; said the doctor. &#8220;The first is from an [...]]]></description>
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