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		<title>Men Never Listen</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 00:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men&#8217;s restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said,&#8221; You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.&#8221; He did what he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Male or Female?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 04:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ziploc Bags: They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers: They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It&#8217;s an effective productive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trading Places</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 04:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: &#8220;Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Right Woman for the Job</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/20/the-right-woman-for-the-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 03:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. &#8220;We must know that you will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bob&#8217;s Last Letter</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/20/bobs-last-letter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 03:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Friends: It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation. When I got laid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Shower</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/14/how-to-shower/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 00:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to shower like a woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloured. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 3. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 4. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror &#8211; make mental [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Men Lie</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/13/why-men-lie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2005 17:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, &#8220;Why are you crying?&#8221; The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fully Equipped</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/11/fully-equipped/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 18:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Only Men Would Listen</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/if-only-men-would-listen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 18:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, &#8220;PIG!&#8221; The man immediately leans out his window and yells, &#8220;STUPID!&#8221; They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bumper Stickers for Women</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/bumper-stickers-for-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 18:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF OH MY GOD, I THINK I&#8217;M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG&#8230;YOU DON&#8217;T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER [...]]]></description>
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