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		<title>Male or Female?</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/22/male-or-female/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 04:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ziploc Bags: They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers: They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It&#8217;s an effective productive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
Tire: Male, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Right Woman for the Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 03:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. &#8220;We must know that you will follow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bob&#8217;s Last Letter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 03:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Friends: It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell.
Let me relate how I handle the situation.
 When I got laid off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Shower</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/14/how-to-shower/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 00:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to shower like a woman:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloured. 
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long  dressing gown. 
3. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 
4. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror &#8211; make mental [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Men Lie</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/13/why-men-lie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2005 17:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Heaven & Hell]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.   When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, &#8220;Why are you crying?&#8221;  The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learning to Speak Womanese</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/11/learning-to-speak-womanese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 03:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use &#8220;fine&#8221; to describe how a woman looks &#8212; this will cause you to have one of those arguments. 
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Golfers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 03:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Assembly Required</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Casualty of Marriage</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/11/a-casualty-of-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 16:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One night Jerry brought home a dozen red roses to his wife.
&#8220;How lovely, dear,&#8221; she said, &#8220;What&#8217;s the occasion?&#8221;
&#8220;I want to make love to  you&#8221; he said simply.
&#8220;Not tonight, dear. I have a headache.&#8221; 
The next night, Jerry came home with a big box of chocolates and explained that he wanted to make love [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quickies</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/09/quickies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2005 22:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it. 
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can&#8217;t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. 
Why do women have smaller feet than [...]]]></description>
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