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		<title>Too Weak for Two Weeks</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2006/06/06/too-weak-for-two-weeks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 17:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three couples &#8211; one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed &#8211; were interested in joining the church. The priest said, &#8220;We have special requirements for new members. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.&#8221; The couples agreed to the terms and they all came back at the end of the two week period.
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		<title>Where&#8217;s a Lawyer When You Need One?</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2006/05/29/wheres-a-lawyer-when-you-need-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 14:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An engineer dies and ends up at the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his list and says, &#8220;Ah, I see you&#8217;re an engineer, I&#8217;m afraid you&#8217;re in the wrong place.&#8221;
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		<title>All About Results</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/04/20/all-about-results/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who&#8217;s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, &#8220;Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?&#8221;
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		<title>Not Scared</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/04/17/not-scared-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 01:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a few minutes before the services started. The congregation was seated in the pews and talking quietly. Without warning, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for an exit, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Evils of Water Skiing</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/04/16/the-evils-of-water-skiing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A preacher became frustrated that a large part of his congregation was going water skiing on Sunday, rather than coming to church, so he said to his wife, &#8220;This Sunday, I&#8217;m going to preach about the evils of water skiing on Sunday.&#8221;
&#8220;What!&#8221; she exclaimed. &#8220;That&#8217;s a silly thing to preach about!&#8221;
&#8220;I don&#8217;t think so,&#8221; he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Putting It In</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2005 15:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A married man went to confession and said to his priest, &#8220;I almost had an affair with another married woman.&#8221;
The priest said, &#8220;What do you mean, almost?&#8221;
The man said, &#8220;Well, we got naked and rubbed our bodies together, but then we stopped.&#8221;
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		<title>A Costly Mistake</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/28/a-costly-mistake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.  He notices,  however, that all of the monks are copying  from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plan B</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/26/plan-b/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was this church that had a very big busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played and they distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled &#8211; something had to be done about them or they would have to get another organist. One of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Salvation</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/25/salvation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 00:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was time for Father John&#8217;s Saturday night bath, and young nun Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John&#8217;s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sinking the Putt</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/21/sinking-the-putt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
&#8220;Boy, I&#8217;d give anything to sink this putt,&#8221; the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, &#8220;Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?&#8221;
Thinking that the man is [...]]]></description>
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