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		<title>Switch Hands</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 02:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pro golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
&#8220;I have some good news and some bad news.&#8221; says the surgeon. &#8220;The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!&#8221;
&#8220;Oh god no!&#8221; cries the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Rules of Golf</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/23/the-rules-of-golf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2005 02:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule 1. A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty. Player should not be penalized for uncontrollable mechanical phenomena.
Rule 2. A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sinking the Putt</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
&#8220;Boy, I&#8217;d give anything to sink this putt,&#8221; the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, &#8220;Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?&#8221;
Thinking that the man is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Golfers</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/11/woman-golfers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 03:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fore!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him  what happened. 
&#8220;Well,&#8221; the man says, &#8220;it&#8217;s like this;  I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole,  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They Think of Everything</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/09/they-think-of-everything/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2005 22:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
&#8220;Top of the mornin&#8217; to you, sir,&#8221; says the attendant.
Tiger [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheating Wife</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/cheating-wife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 22:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.  
The detective asks, &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, is that your husband?&#8221;
&#8220;Yes,&#8221; says the woman.
&#8220;Did you hit him with that golf club?&#8221;
&#8220;Yes, yes, I did.&#8221; The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Praying Golf</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 22:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, &#8220;What are you going to use on this hole, my son?&#8221;
The young man says, &#8220;An 8-iron, father.  How about you?&#8221;
The priest says, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to hit a soft seven  and pray.&#8221;
The young man hits his 8-iron and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jack</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/jack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 22:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, &#8220;You are spectacular, and your name is synonymous with the game of golf.  You really know your way around the course.  What&#8217;s your secret?&#8221;
Nicklaus replied, &#8220;The holes are numbered.&#8221;
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		<title>Flip a Coin</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/flip-a-coin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 22:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A golfer asked his friend, &#8220;Why are you so late?&#8221;
The friend replied,  &#8220;It&#8217;s Sunday.  I had to toss a coin between going to church and playing golf, and it took 25 tosses to get it right!&#8221;
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