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		<title>Diary of a Cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 01:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day 542: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal that has the consistency of rocks. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Talking Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy sees a sign in front of a house: &#8220;Talking Dog for Sale.&#8221;
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
&#8220;You talk?&#8221; he asks.
&#8220;Yep,&#8221; the mutt replies.
&#8220;So, what&#8217;s your story?&#8221;
The mutt looks up and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Dog&#8217;s Letter to God</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2005 03:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if  ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?  Or is it going to be the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the  cougar, the mustang, the colt, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smarty Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 22:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist  and the fourth was a Government Employee.
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