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		<title>Stress Management</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/30/stress-management/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 02:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just in case you&#8217;ve had a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Employees</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/26/dear-employees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been brought to management&#8217;s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do however, realize the critical importance of being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Come in Late</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/13/come-in-late/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2005 17:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant. The interviewer asks him, &#8220;Are you a veteran?&#8221;
The guy says, &#8220;Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam.&#8221;
&#8220;Good,&#8221; says the interviewer, &#8220;That counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?&#8221;
The guy says, &#8220;In fact I am 100% [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Applying for a job</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/08/applying-for-a-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2005 03:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Misc. Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Boudreaux applied for an engineering position at a St. James Parish Refinery.
A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions.
The manager went to Boudreaux and said: &#8220;Thank you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doin&#8217; Time</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/08/doin-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2005 03:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[IN PRISON: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK: you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.
IN PRISON: you get three meals a day.
AT WORK: you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON: you get time off for good behavior.
AT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Army Issue</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/08/army-issue/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2005 00:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thirty-four years ago, Wylie Johnson, a Tennessee mountain man was drafted by the Army. 
On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush.  That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth. 
On the second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Firing the Slackers</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/firing-the-slackers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 15:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Company Fitness Program</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/company-fitness-program/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 15:07:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When an applicant asked if the company had a fitness program, the human resources manager replied, &#8220;Oh, our employees don&#8217;t need one. They are routinely jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, beating around the bush, running down the boss, going around in circles, dragging their feet, dodging responsibility, passing the buck, climbing the ladder, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Performance Appraisal Translator</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/performance-appraisal-translator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 15:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Grind]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Great Presentation Skills = Able to bullshit
Good Communication Skills = Always on the phone
Average Employee = Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified = No major blunders (yet)
Work is First Priority = Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially = Drinks a lot
Family is Active Socially = Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker = Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick [...]]]></description>
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