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		<title>Fast Grannies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus is Watching You</title>
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		<title>Old Country Sheriff</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 15:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Officer says, &#8221; I clocked you at 80 mph. sir.&#8221;
The driver says, &#8220;Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating.&#8221;
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, &#8220;Now don&#8217;t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn&#8217;t have cruise control.&#8221;
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