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		<title>Five Stages of Drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2005 23:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stage 1 = SMART: This is when you become an expert on everything known to mankind. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are ALWAYS RIGHT and of course the person you are talking to is ALWAYS WRONG. This makes for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What a Coincidence</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2005 02:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man sat at a local bar and said, &#8220;This is a special day, I&#8217;m celebrating.&#8221;
&#8220;What a coincidence,&#8221; said the woman next to him.  &#8220;I&#8217;m celebrating, too&#8221; she replied, clinking glasses with him.  &#8220;What are your celebrating?&#8221;
&#8220;I&#8217;m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they&#8217;re finally fertile.&#8221;
&#8220;What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seeing Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2005 02:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. 
He swerves to avoid it, and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baptizing a Drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 00:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, &#8220;Are you ready to find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Wasn&#8217;t Me</title>
		<link>http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/14/it-wasnt-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 00:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two buddies, John and Bill, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly John throws up all over himself.
&#8220;Oh, no. Now Julie will kill me!&#8221;
Bill says, &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your shirt pocket, tell Sheila that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Big Game Hunter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 13:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal&#8217;s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rough Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2005 00:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy is sitting at the bar for half an hour staring at  his drink when a big trouble-making truck driver walks in and sits next to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig.  The poor guy starts crying.
&#8220;Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Guys in a Bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2005 02:56:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, &#8220;Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there&#8217;s a better one. At MacDougal&#8217;s, you buy a drink, [...]]]></description>
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