Melts In Your Mouth
Friday May 19th 2006, 11:10 am
Filed under: Golden Years

A tour bus driver is driving with a load of seniors down the highway when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts which he gratefully accepts and proceeds to eat. After a few minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. The little old lady repeats this gesture about three more times. When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks the little old lady, ” Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?”

“We can’t chew the peanuts because we’ve no teeth,” was her reply.

The confused driver asks, “Why do you buy them then?”

The little old lady replied, “We just love the chocolate coating!”