The Easter Bunny Hates You!
Wednesday April 12th 2006, 5:34 pm
Filed under: Holidays

With Easter coming up, you can expect the Easter Bunny to be out in full force. You’ve been warned! This funny short has been around a while but if you haven’t seen it, it’s worth checking out.

Three Wishes
Sunday April 09th 2006, 11:56 am
Filed under: Sex Jokes

One morning a woman was walking out of her house, when she notices a strange little man standing in her garden.

“You’re a goblin,” she says, “I caught you so now you owe me three wishes!”.

The goblin replies “OK, you caught me fair and square, what’s your first wish?”.

The woman stops to think for a moment, “I want a huge mansion to live in.”

The goblins replies “OK, done. What’s your second wish?”.

The woman again thinks it over, “My second wish is a shiney new Mercedes.”

The gobline says, “OK, you’ve got that too. What’s your third wish?”

“My last wish is a million dollars!”, replies the woman.

The goblin then says “OK, I will grant your wishes. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex with me all night long.”

The woman hesitates a moment but says, “OK then, if that’s what it takes!”

Next morning the goblin wakes the woman up.

“Tell me,” says the goblin, “how old are you?”

“I’m 27″, the woman replies.

“Holy shit!”, says the little man, “you’re 27 years old and you still believe in goblins!?!?”