Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While they’re having a shot of whiskey, they discuss their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwhich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes obvious that she is in real trouble.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says “Kin ya swaller?”

The woman shakes her head no.

“Kin ya breathe?”

The woman starts to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the choking woman, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her right ass cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the piece of food flies out of her mouth. As she starts to breathe again, the hillbilly strolls slowly back to the bar.

His buddy says, “Ya’ know, I’d heared of that thar Hind-Lick-Maneuver before, but I ain’t niver seen nobody do it!”