There’s a guy from Ireland driving through Europe and a guy from England driving in the opposite direction. In the middle of the night with no other cars around they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.

The Irishman manages to climb out of his car and asses the damages. He looks at his wrecked car and says, “Jasus, I am really lucky to be alive!”

Likewise, the Englishman manages to get out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, “I can’t believe I survived!”

The Englishman walks over to the Irishman and says, “Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of such rivals.”

The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re right! We should be friends. Now I’m gonna see what else survived the crash.”

So, the Irishman opens his trunk and finds a full bottle of Irish Whiskey.

He says to the Englishman, “I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found friendship.”

The Englishman says, “You’re damn right!” and he snatches the bottle from the Irishman’s hand and starts sucking down the Irish Whiskey.

After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Englishman hands it back to the Irishman and says, “Your turn!”

The Irishman puts the cap back on the bottle and says,”Nah, I think I’ll wait for the cops to show up.”