Filed under: Blonde Jokes
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
As they were eating lunch the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building!”
The Mexican opened his lunch box and complained, “burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”
The blond opened his lunch and said, “bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping right off of this building!”
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and proceeded to jump to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped of the side of the building.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman’s wife was crying. She said, “If only I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”
The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him enchiladas or tacos! I never knew he hated burritos so much!”
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde man’s wife.
“Hey, don’t look at me,” she said, “he makes his own lunch.”