A man goes to a gun shop for a scope for his rifle. The shop owner takes out one, points out the window and says, “this baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there.”

The man looks throught the scope into the house and starts laughing.

“Whats so funny?” asks the shop owner.

“Well I see a naked man chasing a naked woman around your house,” replies the customer.

Grabbing the scope back, the shop owner quickly eyes through the sight and sure enough, there is his wife, buck naked being hotly pursued by an excited young man.

Furious, the shop owner says to the man,”if I give you two bullets will you blow my wife’s head off with one and shoot the man’s dick off with the other? I’ll give you the scope for free if you do.”

“Okay,” the man says as he takes out his rifle and attaches the sight. Taking a quick look through the scope before loading, he hands one bullet back.

“You know what?” he says. “I think I can do this with just one shot.”