This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She had seen many books and videos on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary equipment together, she headed to the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfortable on her ice fishing stool, she started to cut a circle into the ice.

Suddenly, from above, a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!” Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of coffee, and began to cut another hole. Again, from above, the voice bellowed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, “Is that you, Lord?”

The voice replied, “NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!