Thirty-four years ago, Wylie Johnson, a Tennessee mountain man was drafted by the Army.

On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.

On the second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.

On the third day, he was issued a jock strap. The Army is still looking for him.