Homer walked into a sports bar around 10 o’clock. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Homer and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Homer says,”You know, I bet he’ll jump.”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Homer placed 20 bucks on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her 20 bucks to Homer, saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Homer replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”

The blonde replies, “I did too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

Homer took the money…