The three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook.

The first geezer said, “My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!”

The second old fogey one-upped him. “My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!”

The third old man laughed and said, “That’s nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times.”