A little old lady goes to the doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I have this problem with gas but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You don’t know I’ve been farting because they don’t smeel and they are silent.”

The doctor says “I see. Take these pills and come back next week.”

The next week the lady comes back and says, “Doctor, I don’t know what the hell you gave me but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!”

The doctor says, “GOOD! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, lets work on your hearing!”