A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party. The husband told his wife to get costumes for them to wear. When he got home that night on his bed was a superman costume.

The husband yelled at his wife,” what are you thinking? have you ever heard of a black Superman? take this back and get me something i can wear.”

The next night he came home on his bed was a batman costume. The husband yelled at his wife,”what are you thinking? have you ever heard of a black batman? take this back and get me something i can wear.”

By this time the wife was irritated so she went shopping with avengeance.

When the husband camehome that night he found three things laid out on his bed. One was a set of three white buttons, a white belt, and a 2×4 piece of wood.

The husband yelled at the wife,” what the hell are these for?” The wife yelled back,” first you can take your clothes off and put the three white buttons on your belly and go to the party as a Domino, and if you don’t like that one, you can put on the white belt and go as an Oreo cookie, and if you don’t like that one, you can stick the 2×4 up your ass and go as a Fudgesicle!”