Drunkenese
Monday March 07th 2005, 2:38 pm
Filed under: Say What?

DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:
Specificity
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don’t want sex.
No, I don’t want another drink.
Sorry, but you’re not good looking enough for me.
Good evening officer.
I’m not interested in fighting you.
No one wants to hear me sing.