1. It is important to find a woman, who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn’t lie.

4. It is important to find a woman who’s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four women never meet!